condensation clue (i)
a film/tv trope of when a character leaves a message on fogged up glass, most commonly a car windshield or bathroom mirror: a series of unedited notes app transcriptions
an uber on 12/23/22 at 2:35am:
men tell me i’m sexy bc i suck their thumb and have a 0.7 waist to hip ratio and they tell me i’m fun bc i let them fuck me without a condom1
i wish woody allen wasn’t cancelled for many reasons but the main one is that “polymorphously perverse” would be an excellent dating app bio. 2
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